Post by ..::RunAway::..Hollow on May 17, 2009 18:25:40 GMT -5
This is S!lent's New Newspaper! It will be a monthly update of whats going on in the site. It will hold the following:
- Cat ranks (every few months)
- Staff Ranks(Monthly)
- Plot updates
- Season and Weather updates
- Prey updates
- Mating/kitting updates
- MOTM, SOTM, POTM(Board will be made where you can submit pictures)
- We will also have contests! Such as: Picture making contests, post contests and others!
- There will also be a board where you post a random article about anything and the winner will be get their article featured in the Newspaper!
- There will be another board where you can submit jokes to. Most of them will be added to one Newspaper or another!
Now! On with the Newspaper!
May
S!lent's Cat Rank!
ThunderClan
Leader:Cinderstar
Deputy:Foxshadow
Medicine Cat:Meadowdust
Leader:Cinderstar
Deputy:Foxshadow
Medicine Cat:Meadowdust
RiverClan
Leader:Jetstar
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicine Cat: OPEN!
Leader:Jetstar
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicine Cat: OPEN!
WindClan
Leader:Owlstar
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicien Cat: OPEN!
Leader:Owlstar
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicien Cat: OPEN!
Leader:OPEN!
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicine Cat:OEPN!
[shadow=red,left,300]BloodClan[/shadow]
Leader:Eclipse
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicine Cat:OPEN!
Leader:Eclipse
Deputy:OPEN!
Medicine Cat:OPEN!
S!lent's Staff
Crackle_Berry~Admin
..::RunAway::..Hollow~Co-Admin
Foxshadow~Co-Admin
OPEN!!~Head Moderator
Amy~RP Moderator
Shadess
..::RunAway::..Hollow~Co-Admin
Foxshadow~Co-Admin
OPEN!!~Head Moderator
Amy~RP Moderator
Shadess
S!lent's Plot!!
S!lent's plot is right now under construction. Crackle_Berry will post the new plot as soon as it's under construction so please, be paintient!
Season+Weather!
Season~GreenLeaf
Weather~It's hot out and water is hard to find. Spend your days inside or patroling and hunt in early morning and at night when it's cooler out.
Weather~It's hot out and water is hard to find. Spend your days inside or patroling and hunt in early morning and at night when it's cooler out.
Prey
Prey~As it's Greenleaf prey is harder to come by. If you are hunting be sure to hunt in the early morning or dusk, when it's coolest out and the prey will be moving around looking for food too!
Mating&Kitting
Mating~Cats are mating right now!
Kitting~Yes, cats are kitting
Kitting~Yes, cats are kitting
Member of the Month
We need more members before we can have a member of the month!
Site of the Month
Picture of the Month
As this is the first Newspaper I'll use the picture that I made for another site::
From: Warriors In The Wild
From: Warriors In The WildPost Contest!
There will be a board under Newspaper where you can post to get your very best post in the Newspaper! The one that has the following will get in:
- The most words
- best description
- can be replied to and understood by Role Players at all levels
Random Article!
This is where a Random Article will be posted each Month. If you want to enter a random article please post in the right board!
Jokes!
You can post Jokes in board under Newspaper. Most will be put in the next newspaper! For now I'll put in a few.
- Driving with Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies." - Surprise
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who shouts out, "Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fucking the cow!" Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. "You should have said, 'The bull is surprising the cow'- not some filth you picked up in the City," he says. A few days later, little Johnny comes again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. "Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!" The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, "Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time you know." "Yes he can!" replies his obstinate nephew, "He's fucking the horse!" - Cow Tail
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.
He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.
A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?"
That was the last thing he could remember. - Chatty Parrot
An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and not much trouble.
The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion.
The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.
She bought the parrot and for the next week spent time getting to know him.
Assured that he spoke properly and was well behaved, she put him on her shoulder and went off to church.
Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "It's goddamned cold in here!"
Everyone turned to look at her and she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! All the next week, she talked to the parrot explaining the necessity to remain quiet during church.
The parrot understood so she put him on her shoulder and went to church the following Sunday.
Once again, just as everything got quiet and the sermon began,the parrot squawked, looked around and loudly proclaimed, "It's goddamned cold in here!!"
And again the woman ran from the church. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner.
Since she didn't want to get rid of the parrot, the owner offered the following solution:
If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return him to your shoulder." "That'll work?" asked the woman. "Guaranteed!" exclaimed the owner.
So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started, the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in here!!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder.
The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty fuckin' windy, too!"
Well that's the end of May's Newspaper. The June/July newspaper will come out near the end of June. I excepect lots of articles, jokes, pictures and more members! Well, that's all. ..::Runaway::..Hollow
) of making one!! Please, if you have anything that can be contributed to the next one post them under the right board!!